Announcing our $100M Series B funding round

Real Auth Has Never Been Tried

Our VCs have graciously bestowed upon us a whopping $100M (1 hundo milliyohn) Series B round to solve the most pressing issue in database technology today: user management and authentication.

"Isn't $100M a lot of money to spend on auth?" You'd think so! But no, it's actually never enough. A large chunk is going to some Youtubers and threadbois on X dot com the everything app to promote our platform to users who complain about free tiers not being free enough.

Nobody has actually done auth properly believe it or not so we're also first to market.

We also do AI now I guess. Gotta IPO eventually.

Stay tuned for our next pivot!